Here’s the list, simplified for ease of digestion:

• Games for consoles.
• Two (two!) PC games.
• A handheld game.
• A board game.

Oh, those PC games Totilo mentions? One of them is Skyrim, which must be activated on Steam before you can even install the thing, and the other is Batman: Arkham City, which must be activated online during installation and after you run it for the first time (which explains why this image has been doing the rounds).

D-. Must try harder. See me after class. Etc.

Update: In a rare show of transparency, Totilo has added the following to the post:

[UPDATE: This story originally, erroneously indicated that Batman and Skyrim could be played on Internet-less computers. That is wrong. Both games require an online activation. I apologize for the error.]

Fair play to Stephen for not attempting to ninja-edit the post, as others on Kotaku so frequently attempt.