Game Journalists Are Incompetent Fuckwits

Game journalist: n - An individual who writes professionally about computer and video games, although may not adhere to a professional work ethic. May not research or fact-check stories. May be more interested in hyperbole than actual constructive criticism of media. May be incapable of determining the mathematical average of a 0-to-10 scale. May be unable to handle criticism. May claim to be "just a blogger" or "not a journalist really", which is at least partially true. See also: Game PR.

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December 16th, 2011 at 11:17AM

A few hours ago, December 17th began in Japan, and that means the PlayStation Vita is a reality. —

IGN, Greg Miller: Unboxing the PlayStation Vita [Dec 16th, 2011]

Mother Teresa’s ballsack, look at that sentence. My old English teacher would weep openly after reading it. Thank fuck he’s dead.

I mean, he’s probably dead. I haven’t looked into it.

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