Game Journalists Are Incompetent Fuckwits

Game journalist: n - An individual who writes professionally about computer and video games, although may not adhere to a professional work ethic. May not research or fact-check stories. May be more interested in hyperbole than actual constructive criticism of media. May be incapable of determining the mathematical average of a 0-to-10 scale. May be unable to handle criticism. May claim to be "just a blogger" or "not a journalist really", which is at least partially true. See also: Game PR.

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January 10th, 2012 at 3:48PM

Playing Resident Evil: Revelations With a Circle Pad Pro Results in a True Portable Resident Evil —

1UP there, telling readers that it’s the second analog stick that makes a “true” Resident Evil game.

What does this mean? Well, it means that the first three Resident Evil games are no longer Resident Evil games. I know this to be an incontrovertible fact because I read it ~~in Heat Magazine~~ on 1UP.com, so update your head-canons accordingly.

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3 notes Source: 1up.com #1up.com #jose otero #nintendo 3ds #resident evil #resident evil: revelations #resident evil 2 #resident evil 3: nemesis #resident evil 3 #bill bailey reference that probably no one will notice

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